Exercise Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Whatever."

Step class member taking the elevator at work

Antenna Yoga.

Acme Tummy Flattening Kit

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'That's our group plan.'

'How do you like the new aerobics instructor?'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'Bad news Fred, they're stopping my incapacity benefit.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Cyclist Flamingoes

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Treadmills at fast food restaurants

The Remote Olympics

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Was it something I said?"

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"