Exercise Enthusiasts With A Twist Gifts

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.