Fitness Enthusiasts With A Twist Gifts

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Robber on treadmill

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Pelobong

Body Building

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.