Fitness Fans With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Muscle Music.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

attorney at law

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Aquarobics.

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Broadband developments

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Fast food

New Years Resolution.