Fitness Fans Who Love A Laugh Gifts

No reaching for another beer is not a yoga pose, Bob.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Health

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Aquarobics.

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Phone buff.

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

We're thinking about taking a dance class. You two should join us. How about square dancing? Not with this physique. You can't stick a round body into a square dance. Maybe salsa dancing? No, whenever I do anything with salsa I get a big mess. Ballet is also on our list. That's absurd. I'll tiptoe around that idea. And there's belly dancing! No, thanks, I get plenty of belly dancing every time I go up or down the stairs.

Animal Aerobics

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Fast food