Fitness Fans Who Love A Laugh Prints

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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Old Karate Master

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Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Aquarobics.

Animal Aerobics

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"