Fans Of Fitness Humor Prints

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Jeff was watching his weight.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Check out my six pack.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Tred carefully mill.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."