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'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

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'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

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If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

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"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

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Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

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"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."