Fitness Buffs With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Whatever."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

attorney at law

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Aquarobics.

'This yoga is too hot.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

We're thinking about taking a dance class. You two should join us. How about square dancing? Not with this physique. You can't stick a round body into a square dance. Maybe salsa dancing? No, whenever I do anything with salsa I get a big mess. Ballet is also on our list. That's absurd. I'll tiptoe around that idea. And there's belly dancing! No, thanks, I get plenty of belly dancing every time I go up or down the stairs.

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Davy Crocket power walks into history.