Fitness Buffs With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Check out my six pack.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Whatever."

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

Aquarobics.

'This yoga is too hot.'

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Broadband developments