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Aquarobics.

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

No admittance or cellulite.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Health

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Check out my six pack.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm beached body ready."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Pontius Pilates

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."