Fitness Fans With Humor Prints

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Health

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

attorney at law

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

Aquarobics.

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

Animal Aerobics