Fitness And Humor Lovers Gifts

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Check out my six pack.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Pontius Pilates

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."