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'It won't help.'

'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Keep Fit.

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Phone buff.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Can we get a smaller motivation poster?"

Check out my six pack.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Health

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!