Fitness Humor Lover Gifts

'It won't help.'

'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Keep Fit.

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Phone buff.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Can we get a smaller motivation poster?"

Check out my six pack.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Health

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Pontius Pilates

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!