Fitness Enthusiast Humor Gifts

attorney at law

'Mental exercise doesn't count.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Tred carefully mill.

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"I'm beached body ready."

Pontius Pilates

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."