Funny Fitness Lover Gifts

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Health

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Sports centre lift.

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

home fitness/fatness

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'