Funny Fitness Fanatic Gifts

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"We're exclusively delts."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"