Fitness Funny Fan Gifts

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

No use being self-conscious

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Is it working?"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I'm beached body ready."

Check out my six pack.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Sports centre lift.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"