Fitness Funny Fan Pillows

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Health

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Is it working?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

No use being self-conscious

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"I'm beached body ready."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Sports centre lift.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."