Funny Fitness Fan Pillows

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Cats invented yoga

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Sports centre lift.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Reasonableman

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

Old Karate Master

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons