Funny Fitness Fan Pillows

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Cats invented yoga

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Sports centre lift.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Old Karate Master

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."