Humorous Workout Fan Pillows

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

Health

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

No use being self-conscious

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

attorney at law

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Sports centre lift.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."