Comedic Workout Fan Pillows

Work out game

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Reasonableman

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Only Clowns

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!