Comedic Exercise Lovers Pillows

Pumping up the bike tyres

'My feet are killing me.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I love PE.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Man running

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Treadmillstone

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Jeff was watching his weight.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine