Comedic Run Enthusiasts Pillows

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Costume - What costume?'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Stampede!!'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Annual 10K Fun Run

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Eskimo in Igloo

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.