Comedic Escapade Enthusiasts Pillows

A man stuck in a snowman

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Maps to the Stars

Eskimo in Igloo

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"