Comedic Escapade Seeker Pillows

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Lambo

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Dog on skates.

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

Maps to the Stars

"I have to go wee-wee."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Wrong hole!"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

A man stuck in a snowman

'This is the first time I've ever managed to get a really decent sun-tan!'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

Garden stagger