Comedic Escapade Seeker Pillows

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Lambo

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

"I have to go wee-wee."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Dog on skates.

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Wrong hole!"

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

A man stuck in a snowman

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'This is the first time I've ever managed to get a really decent sun-tan!'

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Garden stagger