Comedic Seeker Pillows

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Clown on bike.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Breast Height Chart

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Noah's ark, many lions

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'