Comedic Seeker Gifts

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Clown on bike.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

Breast Height Chart

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."