Comedic Insight Seeker Gifts

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

'All I see is red ink!'

How cats see their home

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Zoo: No Hunting.

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

When psychiatry works too well!

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Lambo

Pirate Paddle Boat.

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

Tree growing

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."