Comedic Connection Seeker Gifts

"Wrong hole!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Diving Cat.

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

Pirate Paddle Boat.

When psychiatry works too well!

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Lambo

How cats see their home

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Still hip, but not much hop.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'