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"Wrong hole!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Diving Cat.

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

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'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

How cats see their home

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Lambo

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

When psychiatry works too well!

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'