Comedic Explorer Gifts

"Oh SURE!! Run away when there's WORK to do!!"

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Do you want to master the secrets of the mountain?

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

Garden stagger

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Arctic slip hazard...

Lambo

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Flying Ear Specialist

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'