Comedic Song Explorer Gifts

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

When psychiatry works too well!

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Lambo

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

How cats see their home

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"