Comic Music Explorer Gifts

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Theorbo

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

"I hate open-mike night."

Musical genres

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Great Rainbow of China

Chicken soup books

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Sex Section in the Library

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Military history

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Bass Clef

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Awesome!'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Lambo

'Time ou! ... Flea!'