Comic Strip Explorer Gifts

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'No ice.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Please Drove Carefully.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'