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And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Please Drove Carefully.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."