Cartoon Comedy Explorer Gifts

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

The Great Rainbow of China

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Religious toilets.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

'Good day on Wall Street?'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

Man caught in fishing lines

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Mime artist in library.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'