Comical Explorers Gifts

'Curiosity'

'Teenagers!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

The Great Rainbow of China

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Understudies

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Man caught in fishing lines

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I give up. What is it?'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"Why do we do this again?"

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'