Comic Explorers Gifts

Mime artist in library.

'Teenagers!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Shred the plank."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

The Great Rainbow of China

Tunnel of Love.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....

'I give up. What is it?'

Man caught in fishing lines

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"