Comic Explorers Mugs

Mime artist in library.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Shred the plank."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

The Great Rainbow of China

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Man caught in fishing lines

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'I give up. What is it?'

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'