Comedy Explorers Mugs

The Rantoone - Inventions

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Watching TV around the world

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Open Mic Nacht

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Man caught in fishing lines

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Good day on Wall Street?'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'