Comedy Explorer Mugs

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Polar Bear Tow

'It was when he realized even the hyenas weren't laughing that Van started to get really nervous.

Man caught in fishing lines

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"First time ice fishing?"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'Oh, it's always something. Now he wants to become a vegetarian.'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

The Great Rainbow of China

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Lambo

Religious toilets.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

'Good day on Wall Street?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'