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'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Polar Bear Tow

'It was when he realized even the hyenas weren't laughing that Van started to get really nervous.

why it took Moses 40 years...

Man caught in fishing lines

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"First time ice fishing?"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'Oh, it's always something. Now he wants to become a vegetarian.'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

The Great Rainbow of China

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Religious toilets.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Lambo

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Open Mic Nacht

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

"I have to go wee-wee."

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre