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'Curiosity'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

The Great Rainbow of China

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Understudies

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Man caught in fishing lines

'I give up. What is it?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"Why do we do this again?"

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'