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'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

The Great Rainbow of China

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Religious toilets.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Open Mic Nacht

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

Man caught in fishing lines

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'Good day on Wall Street?'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Uh-oh.'

Ever notice how his eyes seen to follow you across the comic strip? Yesterday his eyes followed me right into the comic strip next door. Now I'm being sued by Rex Morgan, M.D.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"First time ice fishing?"