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"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

A boy acting suspiciously

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Religious toilets.

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Open Mic Nacht

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Cast of Dream

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Four Stages of Boyhood

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Good day on Wall Street?'

Man caught in fishing lines

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'