Childhood Comedy Explorer Mugs

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

A boy acting suspiciously

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Religious toilets.

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Cast of Dream

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Four Stages of Boyhood

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Watching ant TV!'

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'Good day on Wall Street?'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'