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The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Unnatural History Museum

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Fly fishing.

Planet of the Ants

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Religious toilets.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."