Humorous Explorer T-Shirts

'Uh-oh.'

Carefree luggage.

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

A Cave Painting

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Why do we do this again?"

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."