Humorous Explorer T-Shirts

'Uh-oh.'

Carefree luggage.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

A Cave Painting

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

"My last dog always too a right there."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"Why do we do this again?"

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'