Humorous Adventurers T-Shirts

Ocean Views

Carefree luggage.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Recalculating route..."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Tunnel of Love.

Destiny is all...

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

River Source

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Hats in the Wind

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Hijinks of the Colonial Era