Humorous Adventurers Gifts

Ocean Views

Carefree luggage.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Recalculating route..."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Shred the plank."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Destiny is all...

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

River Source

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

A Cave Painting

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy